Down the Rabbit-hole

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, "and what is the use of o book", thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"
So she was considering in her own mind, whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking other daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.
There was nothing so very remarkable in that, nor did Alice think it so very much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, "Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!" But when the Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket and looked at it and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never seen before a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and, burning with curiosity, she ran across the field  after it and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole, under the hedge. In another moment, down went Alice after it!
The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down what seemed to be a very deep well.
Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time, as she went down, to look about her. First she tried to make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed. it was labeled "orange marmelade", but, to her great disappointment, it was empty; she did not like to drop the jar, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.
Down, down, down! Would the fall never come to an end? There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking to herself and, suddenly, thump!thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
Alice was not a bit hurt, and she jumped up in a moment. She found herself in a long, low hall, which  was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof. There were doors all around the hall, but they were all locked; and when Alice was all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle, wondering how she was ever to get out again.
Suddenly she came upon a little table, all made of solid glass. There was nothing on it but a tiny golden key , and Alice's first idea was that this might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, at any rate, it would not open any of them. However, on the second time 'round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high. She  tried the little gloden key in the lock. and to her great delight, it fitted!
Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole; she knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. She went back to the table in the hall, hoping she might find another key on it. This time she found a little bottle on it ("which certainly was not here before", said Alice), and tied 'round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words "DRINK ME" beautifully printed on it in large letters.
Alice ventured to taste it, and, finding it very nice, she very soon finished it off. "What a curious feeling!" she said "I must be shutting up like a telescope!"
And so it was indeed! She was now only ten inches high and her face brightened up at the thought that she was now the right size for going through the little door into that lovely garden.
After a while, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor Alice!When she got to the door she had forgotten the little golden key, and when she went back to the table for it, she found she could not possibly reach it so she sat down and cried.
"Come, there's no use in crying like that!" said Alice to herself rather sharply. "I advise you to leave off this minute!" She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes.
Soon her eyes fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it and found in it a very small cake, on which the words "EAT ME" were beautifully  marked in currants. "Well, I'll eat it" said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so, either way I'll get into the garden, and I don't care what happens!"

...AND LIKE ALICE, SO DO I.

Whatever, open-hearth.